What is UP with you coming into my room nightly and scaring the crap out of me at 2am? Why? Why? Why? Just as I am settled down into a nice sleep, you barge in like the house is on fire and almost give me a heart attack.
Did you know that Daddy’s side of the bed is even closer than mine? Can you try that route? Should I try a trail of snacks that lead to his pillow? Or would you eat them and then walk around to my side? Probably. Know this, I would have no problem gating my side of the bed to be off limits to you, if I didn’t think you would find some way to hurt yourself or be even more noisy and scary.
Your face is so cute and so sweet, but no face is cute or sweet enough to not scare the $h*t out of me when I wake up nose to nose with it staring back at me.
How about this? Can you somehow make your presence known? A quiet knock? A soft “Mommy” (way better yet…”Daddy”) It’s getting to point when I can’t even fall asleep easily at night because I lay in bed wondering what new, frightening entrance you plan to make tonight.
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LOL! What does she eventually need, once you’ve been revived from your stroke?
She only needs me to walk her back to bed and tuck her in. *Sigh* Nice to be needed but during daylight hours would be so much better!
My 3yo daughter wakes us to feed and change her Baby Alive doll.
Hugs and Mocha,
Stesha
At least she comes to you. One of my seven year old twins has nightmares at least once per week, and just sits up in his own bed and screams loud enough to wake the dead until I (yes I . . . not dad) comes in to comfort him.
I really think dad is awake, too. He’s just too lazy to check on his son.
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well, you might not want to hear this, but my son? Goes straight to Daddy’s side of the bed. And boy do I love it!