Whenever I check my blog stats, I like to look at the search terms that lead people to My Messy Paradise. Some are pretty obvious, such as “Sleeping as a hobby.” Others really make me scratch my head. I can guarantee one thing – people conducting these searches probably didn’t find what they were looking for here!
Here are the top ten weirdest searches that have led here. I can’t possibly rank them:
- “big lady in bathtub pooping in air” – why, exactly, did someone want to see this?
- “fairness cream” – WTF is fairness cream? Do I eat it? Shave with it?
- “moms messy hole” – ewww
- “how to act like a cop in bed” – nice! I’d like to find some info on that, too…
- “pre mudrun meal” – sounds much dirtier than it is
- “don’t bite the hand that gives you things” – not exactly, but nice try!
- “cheesy lines for someone that’s mad at yo” – say what?
- “tampon earrings” – all over the runways
- “best +messy +sex scenes” – I am guessing whoever found me this way was extremely disappointed.
- “in the bathroom slowmo poop” – Again…what? and ewwwww
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Wow…just wow…
Why would anyone want to watch somebody poop? That is insane.
blueviolet´s last blog ..Hello, My Name is
LOL…these are gerat. Apparently I did not think to clearly when I named my blog – I don’t even want to tell you the searches that lead to my blog (yes they are probably as dirty as you imagine they are!!!)
Sorry. I really didn’t mean to type in “big lady in bathtub pooping in air” my fingers must have slipped…
Amanda´s last blog ..Come On Guys. Where Are You?
wow! those are some weird searches!
Alicia´s last blog ..Sickness
“- “best +messy +sex scenes” – I am guessing whoever found me this way was extremely disappointed.”
Hands down the Best. One. Ever! Although the tampon earrings one reminds me of the crochet tampons over @ Kristina P’s Pulsipher Predictions. Gotta wonder who really comes up w/ this stuff!?!
Sues2u2´s last blog ..Princess Diva
Wow, if those searches led to your blog, glad I’m following, Lol! Just kidding. Sometimes it makes you wonder just what goes on in that google search engine doesn’t it?! That’s something I hadn’t really thought of looking at in my stats but think I’ll go check it out.
Menopausal New Mom´s last blog ..Friday’s Menopausal Rant or Rave?
wow thats freaking funny
Karen´s last blog ..Zits
“big lady in bathtub pooping in air”
By far, my favorite!
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