Kids say the darndest things, part 1,324,098
Today I had my annual skin check with the dermatologist. Not my idea of fun, but much less fun when I had to drag both girls with me.
When we pulled into the parking lot, M asked me why I was going to the doctors. Not wanting to alarm her, I explained that the doctor was going to check my freckles to make sure they still looked healthy. She asked, “When the doctor comes in the room, can I tell him why you’re there?” “Of course, you can. That would be a big help.” I asked her a couple more times, to make sure she knew what to say, and each time, she said, “Mommy needs you to check to make sure her freckles are healthy.” Good. She gets it. And I’m sure he’ll get a kick out of her trying to help.
So we waited in the exam room, entertaining 2 squirmy girls as best as I could in my johnny, and the doctor walked in. We chatted, and he asked if there was anything specific that we should check out. M jumped in, “Can I tell you why Mommy is here?” “Of course. Why is Mommy here today?”
“She wants you to check the wrinkles on her bum.”
Kill. Me. Now.
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Posted by LZ on April 27, 2010
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April 27, 2010
Oh no she didn’t!?! Too funny!
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LZ replied:
April 27th, 2010
she did. Sweet, sweet child. Luckily, the doctor got a bigger kick out of it than I did. Would have been worse if he was some dud who didn’t see how hilarious it was.
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April 27, 2010
Too funny!
I had to my daughter and grandaughter to an appt today and there was alittle girl in there she was prolly 2 or 3 maybe give or take ~anyways she was cute as culd be and said really loud with lots of people in the room..”Mom i found a booger in my nose”..the mom goes over and says where is it honey….the little girl said it’s n my pocket i will give it to you when we leave mommy:))lol it was so cute the way she said it all too:))
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April 27, 2010
Oh, MY goodness! Yep, kids are the BEST! And just in case we forget they Will tell us. lol
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April 27, 2010
Absolutely hysterical!!! I love her!!!
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April 27, 2010
ok….that is one of the funniest things I’ve heard today!!! (I really need to start writing down the wacky things Tommy says!!!)
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April 28, 2010
They are ticking time bombs of embarrassment aren’t they?! That is funny and I’m glad the dr thought so too!
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April 28, 2010
Sputtered all over my computer screen and lo is asking me what is so funny. Hilarious!
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April 28, 2010
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Priceless.
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April 28, 2010
Oh dear lord. That is IT for today! What made her say that???? I wonder how long she was planning it?
And btw, a JOHNNY? Is that really the name of the little paper dress? Any idea why?
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April 28, 2010
Oh my GOSH! NO way!!!! I would have died of embarrassment… they do say the strangest things sometimes, don’t they! Oh, poor you! Haha…
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April 28, 2010
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Oh my good gracious!!! That is way to funny!
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April 30, 2010
LOL! That is hilarious!
And, oh, those dreaded skin checks. My last one included 3 med students who were size sixes watch as the dermatologist examined my naked body. Good times.
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LZ replied:
May 1st, 2010
I think there should be a law against medical students watching that. It’s not exactly the same thing as looking in your throat. We’re pretty exposed at those check ups!
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